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Joke of the Day

"Give me a break, ouija board. I don't need to know who was killed in this house. Just tell me how the murderer got away with it."

"A day before the elections Hillary tells Bill: ""You know, tomorrow there will be two presidents in one bed."" Next day Bill asks Hillary: ""So.. do I wait Trump here or should I go over to his place?"""

"What makes the sound 'Clip clop bang clip clop'? An Amish drive-by"

"My neighbors son asked me to explain women to him. So I bought him an Xbox game for his PlayStation."

"So, they recently discovered a recording of Michael Jackson covering Bob Marley It was titled ""One Glove"""

"How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant? When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked"

"[interview] BOSS: So I see you majored in communication? ME: No...miscommunication BOSS: Your resume clearly says communication ME: See?"

"What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!"

"When someone yawns, I like to yell ""Surprise Dentist!"" and stick my hand in their mouth, which is fun because I'm not really a dentist."

"What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas? His verdict."