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Joke of the Day
"What are people in motels doing that they need such a steady and reliable source of ice?"
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"If you're looking to learn how to get rich, I recommend reading this book How to get rich, by Robin Banks."
"I fell in love with a prostitute last night, she had literally everything I have ever wanted in a woman My dick"
"I wish people would stop only talking about Jesus and just start acting like him."
"Why is light beer similar to sex in a boat? They're both fucking close to water."
"My urologist told me I need to stop masturbating... I asked him why and he told me it's very innapropriate masturbate during a physical exam."
"Ever have to pee SO bad that you're surprised that what comes out isn't mostly blood?"
"What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone."
"[AskReddit] I read that 4,156,257 people got married this year.... ....not to cause any problems, but shouldn't that be an even number?"
"My family said if I don't get a Facebook, they'd all get a Twitter I sacrificed myself for all of twitter kind I'm the Jesus of social media"