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Joke of the Day

"The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about."

"Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. ""if I ever stop hating girls"" said one to the other ""I think I'll stop hating her first."""

"If one door closes & another door opens, you're probably in prison."

"Come on Canada, first Celine, then Nickelback, NOW Bieber!? Are you TRYING to provoke a war?"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I wouldn't pay to have a lentil on my face!"

"Some cultures fear that when someone takes your photograph they steal your soul. You should be fine, though."

"What is robot jazz called? Beep Boop Bop!"

"I'm trying to write a racist joke, but... Everything I come up with is borderline offensive."

"How to Fall Down the Stairs Step 1 Step 3 Step 7, 9, 11, 13"

"Grandma: You've left all your crusts Mary. When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma? Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine."