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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be silly. Feminists can't change anything!"

"Always carry $100,000 cash on you at all times in case you ever feel like getting a sandwich from an airport."

"Hillbillies are getting restless. Neighbor kid is dancing around a burn barrel listening to Whitesnake & wearing a Batman mask"

"Yes Grandma, I'm almost positive Arachnophobia is not the fear of people from Iraq"

"Sadly,the man who invented the raffle has passed away. R.I.P Tom Bola."

"I was in bed with the wife the other night and she said if I turned the bedside light out she'd take it up the arse... Maybe I should have let it cool down a bit first."

"Why doesn't Barbie have any kids? Because Ken came in another box."

"f (x) walks into a bar... The barman says ""Sorry, we don't cater for functions"""

"I'd say at least 10% of parenting is smelling stuff."

"Seal walks into a..... Club (old, I know but one of my favourites)"