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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the one about the dog on the roof? You wouldn't get it, it's over your head."

"I tell my boyfriend I love him all the time and all he says are things like ""make a left in 300 feet"" and ""you've reached your destination."""

"What does a trumpet player use as contraception? His personality."

"How did the Trump supporter find his sister in the woods? Not bad."

"Yo mama's so fat she has titties in the front AND in the back"

"Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now."

"I just got off the phone with God. He's pretty bummed out. Poor guy has a huge crush on an atheist, but she doesn't even know he exists."

"Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates? Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret."

"If you get your phone wet, put it in a bag of rice overnight Eventually an Asian will come and fix it"

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