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Joke of the Day

"Two atoms walk into a bar... One says, ""Oh no, I've lost an electron."" The other asks, ""Are you sure?"" ""Yeah, I'm positive!"""

"What is a pedophile's favorite shoe? White Vans."

"what do you call two crows sitting on a fence? attempted murder"

"Why do uniformed soldiers need to eat their fruits and vegetables? If they don't, they'll be irregulars."

"What does popcorn and KFC have in common? Greasy, old kernals"

"Why do Australians take forever to play chess? Because they never make it past the first check, mate."

"My boss touched me inappropriately at work today. It's quite rewarding working from home I tell ya"

"Whenever a guy peeps into my phone, I open the front cam and take a selfie with him."

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash, the other is delicious."

"What did the tree say to the lumberjack? I'm falling for you"