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Joke of the Day

"So, I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend recently. I had to drop the bomb twice before she got the message."

"I want my headstone to read ""loving wife, evil dictator""."

"If we both go for the last slice of apple pie at the same time, I will bury my fork in your throat."

"I just lost my virginity! And so did my 6-year old sister."

"What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar? ""Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"""

"Did you hear that the BBC have sacked Bob the Builder? They feel they can no longer trust a children's TV star who claims to be able to 'fix it'"

"Your liver is the only organ that can regenerate itself. I believe that calls for a drink... Cheers!"

"I would've thrown a coin in the water fountain and wished for all the money in it, but I just waited 'til it was dark instead."

"Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving..."

"How is the layer of fat around a woman's vagina called? Woman."