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Joke of the Day

"I just lost my virginity! And so did my 6-year old sister."

"Yo mamma so fat she blocked everyone on facebook"

"What do you call a group of yogurt loving boat enthusiast? A Yacult..."

"If one ex was drowning and the other was dangling from a cliff-edge and you had one set of ropes to save them....where would you hide it?"

"I was absolutely disgusted when a gay guy came on to me at the bar. After kicking his ass out the door, I went for a towel to clean it off."

"What is 12 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? A republican's neck tie."

"What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts? I don't even wanna talk to the living."

"ladies, sometimes you only get a personalized ringtone so guys like me don't even have to get up to ignore your call."

"What kind of tea do wealthy people own? Proper-Tea"

"*loses beer *opens new beer *finds old beer *drinks 2 beers I win"