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Joke of the Day

"Divorce is when you tell someone: Hey I know you better than anyone else on Earth and I'm gonna take a pass"

"My friend told me his wife talks a lot in her sleep ""I know"" was probably not the right answer"

"Q: What's the difference between an American and a Canadian? A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it."

"What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!"

"What kind of meat does The Pope eat? Nun"

"Want to hear a broad generalization? All women are complicated."

"How fast can you convince an Italian guy to perform cunnilingus? Licka-de-split."

"Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers? A. They're hard to get started they emit noxious odours and half the time they don't work."

"Who was the greatest motherfucker in history? Oedipus."

"Q: What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? A: They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead."