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Joke of the Day

"What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!"

"I'm so proud of myself. I went to Costco hungry and only spent $17,000."

"I keep nacho cheese handy so in case I start to lose an argument I can pour it on my head and say ""You're arguing with nachos, you idiot""."

"*Lying in hospital Doctor)Your back is broken in 6 places. You may never walk again Me)At least I got all the groceries in one trip"

"why are blonde jokes so short so brunettes can rember them"

"LPT: A quick way to find out if you're allergic to nuts Eat nuts."

"Why does Piglet stink so bad? Cause he always plays with Pooh."

"Sure, Sally, I'll just buy one of your shells BY THE SEA SHORE. Oh, wait, here's one just laying here, you skank."

"Waiter, ""Welcome to red lobster, I'm your seafood expert."" me- ""did you know octopuses have a beak?"" W-""no"" Me- ""who's the expert now?"""

"Neighbour mowed his lawn at 6am... Logic dictates that I should get drunk in the backyard tonight and try to learn to play the didgeridoo."