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"What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!"
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"The Detective Who was the first electricity detective? Sherlock Ohms"
"Hey, which Instagram filter takes out all the insecurities?"
"What do canes and blue pills have in common? They're both ready for use when a man is limp."
"I had sex with a prostitute the other night... It turned out to be a rash decision."
"What is the difference between a computer and a jet airliner About 250 lives, depending on which one crashed."
"What's the worst thing about being a transgender? Having the women inside of you telling you what to do."
"Citizen of a secretive dictatorship - AMA! [this user has been jailed]"
"KIDNAPPER: Get in the trunk ME: You're abducting me 4 days before Christmas? K: Heh yep ME: Omg thank you K: What ME: I'm all yours K: Wait"
"What do Germans say when you show them a meme? Danke."