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Joke of the Day
"My friend told me his wife talks a lot in her sleep ""I know"" was probably not the right answer"
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"People with gender dysphoria tend to be great businessmen. Every action they take is a trans-action."
"What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods? It was all a myth-take!"
"My spirit animal is fried chicken"
"What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo? a force of habit"
"The 12 Days of Christmas reads like the amazon wish list of someone tripping balls"
"All pills are sleeping pills if you take enough of them."
"Toilets are really just fart amplifiers when you are trying to be quiet."
"A guy goes into a military surplus store... ..and asks the owner if he has any camouflage jackets. He says, ""I've got hundreds, but I can't find any of them!"""
"*Me, getting my arm bitten off during a zombie apocalypse* 5: *crying* Me: It's okay, son. 5: You said you were gonna get me a snack."