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Joke of the Day
"I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747. I said ""Hi Jack."" He shot me."
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"I heard One Direction released a new album recently... ...it's titled ""Ray"""
"Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men? He thought they were a delivery service"
"Following the recent anti-Islam film made, there will be a film made to mock Jesus Christ. It will be released in 1979 and will be called Life of Brian"
"Every time you sing ""What a Friend We Have in Jesus"" I'm reminded how much I disapprove of My son's friends."
"A duckling joke Why do baby ducks walk softly? Because they can't walk, hardly."
"A Buddhist buys a hotdog and gives the vendor a $20 bill.. He takes a bite and then says ""wheres my change?"" The vendor replies ""change only comes from within"""
"Grandpa Joe's all, I'm gonna just stay in bed for twenty years. Wait, a CHOCOLATE FACTORY? jkjk I can walk! He's my kinda people."
"Did you hear about the italian chef? He pasta way"
"Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars? They're afraid of the shots."