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Joke of the Day

"A science major says ""What's it made of?"" An engineering major says ""How is it made?"" An arts major says... ""Would you like fries with that?"""

"What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community? That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)"

"My Swedish friend asked me to stop making Ikea jokes. Ikea'nt"

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two! One to screw it in and one to suck my dick. *Drew Carey"

"My wife was raped by a troupe of mimes They did unspeakable things to her"

"Why is paper money more valuable than coins? When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -"

"A man has been arrested after a bungled attempted at the theft of a combine harvester, during which he fell into the working parts of the machine. Police expect him to be bailed tomorrow."

"I went to school with a girl who said her last name was Faux. I thought to myself, ""Man, that's got to be fake."""

"Bi?ch I didn't text you to exercise my fingers, I want a damn reply"

"Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I'm making... ...then they call me ugly and poor."