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Joke of the Day

"Dirty joke Whats good on pizza than on pussy?........crust!"

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"Why did Sally fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. ""knock knock"" ""whose there?"" ""not sally!"""
"Whenever a girl is talking too much, remind yourself that other thing she does with her mouth that you like so much. Might dull the pain ;)"
"Thought of this one when i woke up today If someone injects Orange juice into their arm is it a Breakfix?"
"Another Calculus Joke (Pun) Don't drink and derive!"
"How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, or two? One .... or two?"
"SON: what ya reading? DAD: a huge book on podiatry SON: how long is it? DAD: it's about a foot"
"Wait, Fellatio isn't a flavor of ice cream?!"
"Chinese people want to criticize Ronda so bad after that fight.....but they cant. They just end up saying her name, Ronda Rousey"
"10 ways on how to deal with Click baiting! Does anyone know them?"