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Joke of the Day

"Shoutout to the sidewalk For keeping me off the streets....."

"What color were Kurt Cobaine's eyes? Blue. One blue one way and one blue the other way."

"I remember one time my uncle asked me to spell ""schadenfreude"", and I couldn't. But he's dead now and I'm not, so I win."

"If Donald Trump's Hair turns out to be a wig then... There'll be hell Toupee."

"What did the waiter ask the group of Jewish mothers? Is *anything* okay?!"

"If one more teenager uses the term 'Back in the day'...I swear I'm gonna smack them with a floppy disk and choke them with my legwarmers."

"Your mom thinks she's anorexic Whenever she looks in the mirror she sees a fat woman."

"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste. I always use this joke when going to Dr's, or any medical situation. It never fails to get a great laugh."

"I'm not sure if the founder of such a notorious website such as 4chan should be working for Google... ... but I guess it's just a moot point"

"What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife? Harambae"