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Joke of the Day

"What does the First Lady say to the President during sex? ""Oh yeah! Yeah! Do me in my Oval Orifice~!"""

"""Spirits, are you there?"" [ouija board] IF YOU LIKE IT THEN YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT ""Damn it, we've held a seaonce again!"""

"The word ""Fat"" just looks like someone took a bite out of the word ""Eat""."

"#rubbishjokes Noah's diary - 39th day: ""The dragon pie was really scrumptious."""

"What do you call a German who cringes a lot? Vince"

"Damn girl are you a pair of sexy knickers??? You're cute on the outside but you're only covering a c*nt"

"Two pigs went to a party, one got boared and came home."

"I Like my Women How I Like my Coffee Hot, wet, and wakes you up in the morning."

"I should have noticed that my son, a railroad worker is stealing from his workplace But each time he came home I just ignored the signs"

"A blonde walks into a bar The man behind her just walks around it."