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Joke of the Day
"The white Xbox One S was just announced. Of course it's 40% smaller than the black one."
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"Do you before read your tweets even sending them?"
"My girlfriend asked me to get her a cold drink. Apparently cough syrup wasn't what she was after."
"Funny how the closer I get to the bar the friendlier I become."
"3 horrible facts: 1. Today is not Friday... 2. Tomorrow is not Friday... 3. The day after tomorrow is not Friday..."
"I put my pants on just like everyone else. With the help of my twelve most trusted cats."
"The only relative I want to see at my door is Papa John."
"When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face? When her mustache is on fire!"
"I like my coffee how I like my women. STD free."
"Falling for someone from Twitter is as intelligent as trying to give yourself a lobotomy with a sharpened jelly donut."