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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A chocolate ba-a-a-a"
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"This woman asked me if I had ever been in a stable relationship. I told her that I wasn't into livestock."
"What do you call a Mexican whose lost his car? Carlos"
"Me: Is that seat taken? You: You are pointing at my face... Me: I know."
"Ever wonder why tiny little paper cuts hurt so bad? Cause you're a pussy"
"What do you call an epileptic cow? Beef jerky"
"Bad news: I got so busy drafting tweets, I forgot to pick the kids up at school. Worse news: I'm a bus driver"
"Two scientists walk into a bar... first one says I'll have H2o Second one says I'll have a H20 too. Then he dies"
"What did the frustrated cannibal say? Nothing he just threw up his hands."
"""I wasn't that drunk!"" Dude, you told my mom you're no weather man, but she can expect a couple inches tonight."