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Joke of the Day

"English If you ever have trouble remembering the difference between ""lead"" and ""lead"", just remember that ""lead"" sounds like ""read"" and ""lead"" sounds like ""read""."

"What did the retarded chef say after watching terminator PASTA LA VISTA HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *TAKES OFF ALL HIS CLOTHES AND RUBS HIS NIPPLES*"

"Why can't dyslexics tell jokes? They always punch up the fuckline."

"I'm sorry Mr. Simmons. I really enjoy babysitting little Timmy, but I'm only 14. I need real money, not bitcoin."

"The emailer who threatened LA schools claims to be ""a Muslim extremist."" That's like a student signing his report card ""Timmy's Dad."""

"This baby at McDonalds may have started the screaming competition, but I guarantee I'm going to win it."

"It was 180 degrees went I went out for my run today... ...so I turned around and went back inside."

"What is red and hangs around trees? A baby hit by a snow blower"

"What do you call a homesick Asian? Disoriented"

"How much did the Holocaust? Not enough Jews."