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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls."

"My all time favorite lawyer joke. Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers? A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside."

"Is there something called ""Your mama so foreign...""-jokes? Please share if you have any, no rules O.o"

"Harambe walks into a bar Bartender: What will you be drinking? Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice? Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe."

"What's cheaper than a wall? Landmines."

"Writing a personal ad. So far I have: Has all own teeth"

"Sex with me is a lot like gun control. Some of you want it, but we all know it's not going to work down south."

"MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy hurry up and drink your soup before it clots."

"Why do black guys only have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream"

"I was lucky enough to meet and have an excellent conversation with the worlds leading brain surgeon. Best cab ride ever."