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Joke of the Day

"How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers? Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?"

"What does Rob Schneider say when he visits Canada? Yukon do it!"

"What do you call an Italian that has taken Viagra? Al dente"

"Why are so many ghosts alcoholics? Because they love BOOOOoooOOoOoOoooooooze!!"

"Oh honey, you're not pretty enough to be that stupid"

"Where do you put dead typists? In the `!"

"So, funny story. That Thundercat I shot on my front porch was some dumbass kid in a costume. Regardless, he's going up on the wall."

"Rose: I'm so cold. Jack: Listen, Rose. You're gonna get out of here, you're gonna go on and- fine, you can have my damn hoodie"

"My favorite jokes are the short ones that make me laugh. Here's a short one that I hope makes you laugh. How do you find Will Smith in the snow? - You look for FRESH PRINTS!!"

"Quentin Tarantino + Johnny Depp = Rango Django"