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"Where should you drown a hipster? In the mainstream."
"I wrote ""Clarence sale"" instead of ""clearance sale"" and now there are angry old ladies here looking for a husband."
"So the Dalai Llama walks into a pizza place... ... and says, ""make me one with everything"""
"I have a Punjabi friend He Singhs very well"
"Who the hell invented Bull Riding? ""Hey, I'm gonna hop on that 2,000 pound pissed off animal...Time me!!!"""
"Muslim scientists.. Muslim scientists have invented a time-travel device that can transport an entire country back to the dark ages. They're calling it Islam'."
"Job interview: ""What's your greatest weakness?"" ""Honesty."" ""I don't think honesty is a weakness."" ""I don't give a fuck what you think."""
"What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day? When the big hand touches the little one"
"I recently got so excited shopping online... I accidentally shipped my pants."