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Joke of the Day
"How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography? ""Dear Reader"""
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"Sex with me is like a German opera... Not really sure what's going on, and it ends with a fat chick shouting really loudly."
"What is the KKK's favorite dessert? A Klandike bar"
"I've started a business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof."
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"What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account? He who smelt it, dealt it."
"I'll never forget my grandfather's last words Stop shaking the ladder, you little bastard!"
"A horse walks into a bar... and the bartender says why the long face? (Old I know) But I've heard so many variations on that one. What others are there?"
"Mood ring I got my wife a mood ring. When she's in a good mood it turns a beautiful shade of blue. When she's in a bad mood it leaves an ugly red mark on my forehead."