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Joke of the Day
"Working in an Action Man factory pays very well indeed... You can make six figures in an hour."
Next Joke
"A wizard cursed my land yesterday. Now that's an evil plot!"
"How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, we're stoned not stupid."
"What is the best place to hide a dead body? On the second page of google."
"Do you know the difference between a dildo and a chair? No? Watch out where you sit then."
"What comes out at night and goes Munch munch ouch! A vampire with a rotten tooth."
"Why did Star Wars come out 4,5,6,1,2,3? Because in charge of sequence, yoda was."
"I took the shell off my racing snail... I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish."
"I didn't realize the dark backstory of some of these Disney characters. Like, Goofy is brain damaged from untreated syphilis."
"What's the difference between Valve and uranium? Uranium gets to its half-life on time."