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Joke of the Day
"Working in an Action Man factory pays very well indeed... You can make six figures in an hour."
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"My wife and I are doing role reversal to spice up our sex life... She's going to be the aggressor, and I'm going to lay there like a corpse."
"The sweats say I've given up. The Nike logo says ""but not entirely."""
"Why did the Muslim comedian blow himself up? For Allahf"
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"Q: What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing? A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby."
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