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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING: wind. I have just farted terribly."

"I have beiber fever; every time i hear about him i get sick."

"What do you call a group of hot moms in space? THE MILFY WAY!"

"Cat puns freak meowt"

"the flight attendant came down the aisle holding out a bag of trash to me and i was like ""sure what the hell"" and grabbed a couple pieces"

"Did you hear about the gay magician? He disappeared with a puff!"

"Why don't you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it."

"Why did the chicken run out of the brothel? Whore moans."

"Accidentally OD'd On Benefiber The other day I accidentally OD'd on Benefiber. Boy, the shit really did hit the fan."

"They're saying I put a stuffed animal in the toilet. Untrue. I sent it on a mission to retrieve my toy cars."