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Joke of the Day

"Don't compare whales to feminists... It's very offensive to whales"

"Just heard that they served cider at Margaret Thatcher's wake... ...it was Thatchers Cold"

"Why did Beethoven hate Mozart? Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach."

"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them."

"What's the difference between a microwave oven and anal sex? One doesn't brown your meat."

"Political Joke The Economy"

"Why did they have to call Aquaman Aquaman Because they couldn't call him Seaman"

"A priest and a rabbi see a 9-year-old boy walk by The priest says ""Should we fuck him?"" ""Out of what?"" the Rabbi replies"

"I hate when you forget to wear a belt and have to shoot heroin using the blood pressure machine at walgreens."

"Note to self: Do NOT try shopping for a pearl necklace online. Ever. Again."