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Joke of the Day
"Don't compare whales to feminists... It's very offensive to whales"
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"Why can't Irishmen be lawyers? They can never get past the bar."
"Dear Abby, I want to run over my neighbor with my SUV. How can I do that without raising my insurance rates?"
"What's something a white person says a lot, but a black person never says? Hi dad!"
"I'm saving myself for marriage. Sorry, FROM. Saving myself FROM marriage."
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"Why did the perv leave? Because he came."
"If I ever need an amber lamps really quickly... I'm going to call a tow truck instead."
"No, YOUR illiterate."
"A mosquito fell into my beer five minutes ago and now he's naked and calling his ex-girlfriends and drinking my beer"