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Joke of the Day

"i don't do crossfit, i cross ""fit"" off my list of goals. way easier."

"Why are Fencers so popular on /r/Jokes? Because they do well with Ripostes."

"He said he liked surprises, but when I showed up late at night dressed as a clown and knocked on his window, it's all screaming and shit."

"My Penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records Then the librarian told me to take it out"

"The Commonwealth Games: For when you can't win an Olympic medal."

"Once upon a time... People came up with original jokes to post, instead of reposting the same old ones!"

"What did one orphan say to another? Robin, get in the batmobile."

"[laying in bed] wife: Did you remember to find a stud before you hung the TV up? me: Yes *sound of TV crashing to the floor* me: No"

"So a man walks into a bar... It must have hurt like a sonuvabitch."

"Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child: ""No son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldn't be tax deductible but I like your thinking""."