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Joke of the Day

"The *REAL* Way to Avoid Clickbait Seriously guys, this is Reddit. What were you expecting?"

"What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino? Hell-if-I-know!"

"I introduced my ex girlfriend to a buddy who has epilepsy She was always saying she loved vibrators."

"What do you call Trump's barber? Orange peeler"

"A black guy with a parrot walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""wow! That is beautiful! Where did you get it?"" The parrot responded, saying, ""there are millions of them running around in Africa."""

"Do hamburgers make good vampires? No because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!"

"If you bury someone in the wrong place then you have made a grave mistake."

"What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments? Luters."

"Energizing breakfast smoothie: 1. 2 cups chopped kale 2. 1 ripe banana 3. 1/8 tsp flax oil 4. 1/2 cup coconut water 5. 3 grams of cocaine"

"It's so cold out, that I don't know who's just wrapping up warm and who's a ninja."