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Joke of the Day
"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it."
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"Shout out to plants for being independent niggas grinding 24/7 for their own food and putting on for the team by helping everyone breathe"
"What's the difference between a feminist and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after 3 periods."
"A guy with a lisp once told me he would kill me in this very spot... He said it was my final deathtination."
"What does an egg say to another egg? Nothing, eggs can't talk."
"What's the fastest game in the world? Pass the Parcel in a Belfast Pub."
"I just did 50 crunches in an hour... the wrappers are everywhere."
"What does Trump say after sex? ""You're the best daughter ever."" (Credit for inspiration to the ""What does Bill say to Hilary after sex"" joke)"
"What do vegan zombies eat? Graaaaains!"