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"Woah guys, did you hear Oxygen and Magnesium got together? OMg!"
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"To impress a girl on a 1st date, rent a Ferrari. Then drive it off a bridge & try to save her. If you can't, whatever, you drove a Ferrari."
"What do Kim Jong-un and a penis shaped potato have in common? One is a dictator, the other is a dick-tater."
"Here only 2 out of 11 jokes are funny... Because 9/11 jokes are not funny. ^^Derp ^^:D"
"""We are going to Taiwan"" Juan: No, please don't!"
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"If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented?"
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