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Joke of the Day

"You could very well be going to heaven but it won't be hell in hell without you!"

"What was Jesus's least favorite bone? The blasfemur"

"I don't mean to sound like a tough guy but I've been in New York City for almost two hours and I've only cried like 31 times..."

"I think semi-colons have gotten a bad rap. They should be re-branded as super-commas."

"My Vietnamese friends just got married. They have the same common last name, so neither of them needed to change anything. You could say it's a Nguyen-Nguyen situation."

"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer.... and a mop."

"Nutella is made with hazelnuts, milk, real cocoa and pure evil."

"Angry Stair Why was the stair frustrated and angry? It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!"

"When finding out he was into beastiality, what did Robocop say to Schrodinger's cat? Dead or alive, you're coming with me"

"Who needs whips and chains? Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her."