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Joke of the Day

"How many Freuds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb and another to hold the penis. ... ... ... Er... I mean... The ladder."

"Why did God give women yeast infections? So they would have to know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt too."

"I can't find my lucky sweatpants. Now I'm going to totally bomb this job interview."

"I like my women like i like my upvotes. Under 16 and being fucked with by people online."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank hot chocolate before it was cool."

"If dolphins are so smart, how come they're never on Jeopardy?"

"Women really can't take a rape joke lately You really have to force it against their will."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one to hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them."

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"Why do Baptists forbid premarital sex? Because they're afraid it could lead to dancing."