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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo? A smokesalottapotamus Edit: [Found one in the wild.. ](http://i.imgur.com/c2Vt1sd.jpg)"

"My penis was fired today... so if anyone has any openings I can fill, let me know."

"I dont think being Gay is a choice Becuase if it was who would want to be Gay?"

"i love our new home. LA is such a safe place and- *a dog drives by holding a pistol playing tupac in an el camino* denise get in the car"

"Everybody says Australians are rednecks learn already... **...it's actually from latin word Australis which means Southern...** *Oops*"

"I make terrible science jokes... ...but only periodically."

"I bet a zombie would be really, really disappointed to find out a ""brainstorm"" is not really a storm of brains."

"A ginger wanted to join the Jazz band... But he didn't have enough soul."

"Hey girl, are you made of lead? Because you have a plumbum."

"I am not a fan of dad jokes. ""Hi, Notafanofdadjokes, I'm Dad."""