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Joke of the Day

"What is the least pleasant state to live in? Missouri."

"Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order? They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane."

"What do female ghosts have? BooOOOooobs."

"Definition of FACEBOOK? It's a place where Boy posts a Joke, Gets No Response....And If Girl Posts The Same Joke, She Gets 150 Likes, 300 Comments & 60 Friends Requests."

"Can I ask you a self-referential question?"

"1 in 5 people are Chinese. Only 5 people in my family, it's either mom or dad, brother Colin, younger brother Ho Chan. I think it's Colin."

"In a survival situation, you can drink your own urine. Fortunately, my Wi-Fi came back on just as I was filling the can."

"[JOKE] Why did the guitar teacher get arrested? For fingering A minor."

"Do I just call you or should we resolve this quickly with 200 text messages?"

"Did you hear about Prince? Well I mean the artist formerly known as Prince."