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Joke of the Day

"Heard this on NPR- Did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body cut off? He's all right though."

"A cougar is an older lady who goes for younger guys. A Tyga is an older man who goes for younger women."

"Throughout history they've removed a lot of key parts from the bible, like how Satan nicknamed his loofah ""Loofifer."""

"Q: What did the candle say when he was down on his luck? A: I'm at wick's end."

"I'm really impressed with the enthusiasm of the workers getting Qatar ready for the World Cup They're dying to get the job done."

"Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house? His life was at stake. Badum psh."

"What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after!"

"What do you call a ghost without any feet? A lost sole"

"TIL that there is enough oxygen on earth to cover the entire planet!! How crazy is that!"

"What do asian cannibals eat? ""rawmen"""