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Joke of the Day
"What do asian cannibals eat? ""rawmen"""
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"""Oh, look at the moon!"" I've seen the moon. Thanks."
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"How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, ""How many women have you slept with?"" he proudly replied, ""Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."""
"It's Black Friday, and I just got an iPhone 6 for my wife I thought it was a good trade. Thanks to /u/darcyboy on this one!"
"Somebody Cadbury Cream egged our house last night. I'd be upset, but I've been too busy licking off the bricks."
"I just walked across my cat's keyboard while he was filing his tax return."
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"There was a kidnapping earlier today But then he woke up"