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Joke of the Day

"Why was the programer killed by a snake? He underestimated the speed of the python."

"Chuck Norris got bored of life, so he invented Ebola."

"What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost? Pair-a-normal investigators."

"I get you, anti-evolution people. I'm too lazy to learn science too."

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza guy have in common Both get to smell the goods, but not eat them"

"When God closes a door, he opens a window. So God's pretty clearly getting high in his dorm room."

"Did you hear about the blind prostitute? you've gotta hand it to her..."

"What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again"

"How Pokemon go came to be Customers: ""Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?"" Niantic: ""147 Pokemon? You want to have 145 Pokemon?! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon?!"""

"I swear to drunk I'm not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables."