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Joke of the Day
"I love my girlfriend, but... My wife hates her!"
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"Silence is golden! Unless you have a toddler, then silence is very, very suspicious."
"I yelled at my wife ""Your miniskirt is way too short!!"" ""Thats because its made for a woman"" she replied ""Now take it off & give it to me"""
"My Username"
"Why do stoners spend so much money? because they're high rollers"
"Eat that damn door We are waiting"
"French Knock Knock Joke Frappe Frappe ! - Qui est la? Losty - Losty qui? Oui, c'est pourquoi j'ai frappe!"
"How about instead of me calling you to let you know that I landed safely, you just watch the news?"
"I love to build things... I love hammering, I love sawing, and I love sanding. But drilling is just plain boring."
"What's the difference between oooh and ahh? 3 inches"