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Joke of the Day

"To the guy who just followed me with ""Conservative, God-loving, pro-life"" in his bio... are you sure you want to do this?"

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"OH AND JUST FYI.... THE BAGS UNDER MY EYES ARE LOUIS VUITTON"
"What's Irish and sits on your lawn? paddy o' furniture"
"What do you call a mexican guy with a rubber toe? Roberto"
"[Budapest airport] IMMIGRATION: So what is your purpose for visiting Hungary? ME: [holding huge bag of marbles] I wanna see the hippoes."
"We all make fun of Kristen Stewart for her wide variety of facial expressions, but she'd probably kick all our asses in poker."
"What sits in the middle of the world wide web ? A very very big spider !"
"What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg? Limp Biscuit"
"""we're broke? how is that possible?"" (extremely high pitched voice) no idea ""did you-"" *opens closet & hundreds of helium tanks fall out*"