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Joke of the Day
"Onion books. Read 'em and weep. (Credit to Andrew O'Niel.)"
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"I tripped in front of Stephen Hawking. He lol'd."
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"Welcome to the hotel. Your room has a queen sized bed, dresser and nightstand, all of which you will have to move to find the one outlet."
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