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Joke of the Day
"Onion books. Read 'em and weep. (Credit to Andrew O'Niel.)"
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"""Time heals all wounds ;)"" - Rattlesnakes"
"My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta"
"If ANY part of my body touches the shower liner, I call in sick to work."
"What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana's mind before she died. The windshield."
"Snowmen on a hill Two snowmen are standing on a hill and one says to the other ""Smells like carrots..."""
"Why does Cuba not have any casinos? They Havana no money to spend."
"Be carful guys, I read about a new app and if you use it you'll get a virus. Have you heard of Tinder?"
"I had a friend from North Korea. When I asked him how the country was, he said, ""I can't complain..."""
"A man has a heart attack on a plane. The man who was sitting next to him stood up and shouted""Is anyone here a doctor"" The woman in front of them then stood up and shouted ""I'm a vegan!""."