28447
Joke of the Day
"What is a male pirates biggest fear? A sunken chest with no booty."
Next Joke
"A Master Baker is known to put a lot of himself into his work."
"Money went much further in the 1980s when you could peel the price stickers off milk cartons and stick them on anything you needed."
"What do the chronically late have in common with sex traffickers? They both ""run behind""."
"Confucious he say... Man who walk before car gets tired, man who walk behind car gets exhausted"
"It concerns me when someone comes out of the bathroom stall and has to wash their hands all the way up to their elbows"
"A man walks up to a taxi -How much would it cost to drive me to the center? -5 bucks -What if my wife comes as well? -Still 5 bucks. -Do you see now honey. You ARE worthless."
"Sex is not the answer... Sex is the question. ""Yes"" is the answer"
"Your beer is like having sex in a canoe and living on a pacific island surrounded by rising sealevels... It`s too fucking close to water!"
"What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other? What do we do now, Pierre?"