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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush? You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile."

"What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat."

"Obama's announcement Today, President Obama announced that, after January 20th, the official title of ""U.S. Government"" will be changed to include quotation marks around Government."

"What do you call a professional tennis player that keeps serving out? Novak Chokeovic"

"me: ""i re-wrote pulp fiction"" director: ""wow ok"" [reads script] ""this is literally just pulp fiction"" me: ""i didnt say it was different"""

"She's like a cat. I don't mean in bed, she just ignores me"

"I heard some guy tell two horrible Malaysian Airline jokes The first one got no response, and the second one was shot down in flames."

"i wear my ninja turtles costume on all of my first dates just to weed out the weirdos."

"Knock Knock... Who's there? Sean Bean. Sean Bean who? Oh that's right, you started watching after his character died. Works for pretty much anything Sean Bean is in except Sharpe."

"What is the cause of an increase in sexual desire in young men? Whore-moans"