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Joke of the Day

"Best Christmas ever. We decided to go to the casino for the day. Happy Birthday Jesus. No whammies."

"The best things in life are free *plus shipping and handling*"

"If someone obsessed over Japanese culture is a weeaboo... Then is someone obsessed over French culture a ouiaboo?"

"What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair? A bald beagle!"

"How do you find Calvin Broadus Jr's darkest secrets? You Snoop, Dogg."

"Pregnant coworker with 3 children who always complains about money: When are YOU going to start having kids? Me: When are you going to stop?"

"Ever have a feeling like you've tasted that mustard before? That's called Dijon Vu."

"Kid: How did you meet daddy? Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion..."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool..."

"me: hi sloth: HELL!!!! me: ..umm [walks away] sloth: ..oh :("