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Joke of the Day

"a co-worker asked me if I was pregnant and I panicked and said yes so now I have to gradually gain like 30 pounds"

"""If you are fat you will die,"" said the thin ppl, who would never die."

"My Dad wondered why he got so many spam emails about circumcision... I told him they probably got a tip off."

"My wife told me I needed to slow down on the alcohol... ...or better yet, stop driving altogether."

"Why Gordon Ramsey hates WWE Because it's f*cking RAW"

"Not Your Father's Root Beer Me: Hey dad. Is this yours? Dad: No."

"What does a Jew do at a coffee shop? Hebrew's coffee"

"My wife called me a ""panty dropper."" She said to be more careful with the laundry next time."

"Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? They say he had loco-motives."

"How did I get out of Iraq? Iran"