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Joke of the Day
"Why did the apple cross the road? To get to the other cider."
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"Why are there no good jokes about men? Because they were written by women."
"Somebody complimented me in my driving today... They left a little note on the windshield, it said ""Parking Fine."""
"My buddy was dating twins... I asked him how he could tell them apart, and he replied, ""That's easy. Barbara has really big tits and Bob has a mustache."""
"English Teacher: So class we're going to be talking about Biased today ""So Fox News?"""
"Blond joke Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months? It said 2 to 4 years on the box."
"What did one computer say to the other? Error 404 joke not found."
"Most irons aren't made from iron, which ironically is both ironic and unironic."
"I saw an expensive prostitute She gave me lobsters."
"What do you get when you mix a prostitute and a midget? A little fuck"