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Joke of the Day
"I saw an expensive prostitute She gave me lobsters."
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"So a friend and I Are going to a cafe for brunch. She asked ""Do you think I should get together with Josh? You are like an 8ball to me."" I replied ""What about me?"""
"I've only ever met white people with gluten allergies"
"I want to cover you in expensive things like gasoline."
"I would tell you a joke about UDP... But I'm not sure if you would get it."
"There is a special place for people who leave long voicemails, but until the ground thaws, they stay in the freezer."
"A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve food here."""
"If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair?"
"How will Hillary Clinton keep the economy up? She won't, a secretary will."
"I think my life would have turned out differently had I forwarded those chain letters in the 80's."