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Joke of the Day
"HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!!!!! lol"
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"You should never live in the past. Unless you're a time traveler. Cause dinosaurs rule."
"Doctor: I'm going to listen to your lungs so just breathe normal. Me: Well now you've made THAT nearly impossible."
"If ISIS would really like the world to take notice of their intentions! They should kill a lion."
"Why did the mexican take xanax? For hispanic attacks."
"An idea came to the mind, and now she's searching for the brain."
"Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."
"Rain is just God listening to Bon Iver."
"What does Subway and a Hollywood Tranny have in common? Both offer $5 dollar Foot Longs I'll be here all week cause my car broke down by the shakeys next the aqueduct"
"Remember when you used Twitter to update friends & family on where you were, & what you were doing? Yeah, me neither."