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Joke of the Day
"If ISIS would really like the world to take notice of their intentions! They should kill a lion."
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"Scary Story Told In Only Five Words Your browser history is public!"
"Women are like public toilets... They're all dirty except for the disabled ones."
"If a Tesla car gets stolen . . . would it be called an Edison?"
"How would you describe sex with a midget covered in sugar? Short and sweet"
"Castel Gandolfo?? What's the first rule for the ex-Pope after his divestment at Castel Gandolfo? ""You shall not MASS!!"""
"I feel like my rear end turns into Billy Mayes whenever I get diarrhea... ""Butt wait, there's more!"""
"""Bitches always be conforming to unhealthy standards set and perpetuated by the media."" - socially conscious rapper"
"Someone with Celiac disease but still eats wheat... Is a gluten for punishment."
"My sex life is a lot like the Olympic 100m final. I wait 4 years for it and it's over in less than 10 seconds."