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Joke of the Day
"2 snowmen in field, one Turns to the other and says ""can you smell carrot?"""
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"Sorry Im late, I was staring at a wall for an hour thinkin about how delicious that pizza looked on Home Alone 2 when Kevin got in the limo."
"Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one."
"God damn it Adolf... I told you to pass me the juice not gas the jews!"
"Did you hear about the man that threw a mineral at the cops? The police said it was a salt."
"The best joke about vampires EVER Just kidding. They all suck."
"What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman ? Snowballs."
"If McDonald's was smart they'd serve breakfast until 2pm on the weekends."
"If I ever get a dog, I'll name her Robbery When I get to store, I'll tell ""Get down, Robbery"". Dog lies and the whole store too."