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Joke of the Day

"[1st day in Senate] Me: I'm against genetic engineering Scientist: We've developed kids w/ volume knobs Me: How much funding do you need"

"What's Brown & Rhymes With Snoop? Dr. Dre"

"TIL Calaway's Law states that ""the best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer."" Now we wait."

"I'm broke but not ""vacuums the air filter* instead of replacing it"" broke. *more than twice."

"How do you make a hormone? Kick her in the crotch."

"What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio? Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy."

"What do you call a lesbian Eskimo? A Klondike"

"Joke of the Day 6/10/14 A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""

"Sexting gone wrong I accidentally sent a picture of my dick to everyone in my address book today. Not only was it really embarrassing, it cost me a fortune in stamps."

"My father always said to me ""son it's always best to fight fire with fire""... and that is probably why he was kicked out of the fire service"